FU^%. I just wrote out three long paragraphs and lost them all somehow. No way I'm doing it over again so here's the short version.

See the MTV Video Awards last night?? Let me recap the opening. Britney singing "Like a Virgin" in white, skimpy, mini skirt. Then joined my more scantily clad, Christina Aguilera. (Bad from Britney as Christina's voice dominated ). Then Madonna joins. Some dirty dancing ensues. Then, Madonna open mouth kisses Britney, then Christina. NICE. Don't believe me??

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nypost/madonnas2kinkykisses

I received an email from an old buddy with words of encouragement and decided I needed to change my blog site title to ensure people know I'm actually having the best time being unemployed. Besides, angry is all relative, right Jim Schmidt??? So the new title is based on an old Seinfeld episode. (I'll get to the real Costanza, Jeff Nicholson, next week.) That old buddy was Chris Kjome, aka Meat. Who doesn't love Meat? A star pitcher at UC Davis, he helped me get my business degree, went to cheer me on at my matches, and saved me from more than a few ass kickings at drunken fraternity parties. Then there were the fishing trips, nights out in Palo Alto, and road trips up to Tahoe "you want some jelly with those rolls??" I hope to see this one grey eye brow (what the hell happened??), one ear hearing (poked with a q-tip too hard), dipping (give that shit up), fishing good ol boy very soon. A toast to meat. Have a great long weekend and enjoy what its like to have a 7 day weekend every week.

Question of the day:
Who is hotter?? Mary Kate or Ashley???