Just back from my first business trip of the year after virtually no travel in Dec or Jan. 5 straight nights of eating & boozing it up in South Carolina & Florida, where the weather was great. With perfect timing as I missed 6 straight days of rain in So Cal. I got to experience Greenville, SC nightlife on a Friday night with the locals. The best story I've heard in a long time was a guy whose wife stabbed him during dinner blocking her thrust towards his chest with his forearm. And then him telling me "and I still stayed with her for another 8 months." Only in the South. But those Southern Belles....

I know theres alot of secret MTV watchers out there and if you see a show called "Sweet Sixteen" see if its the episode of a blonde La Jolla gal who's Dad throws her a $500k birthday party. They filmed the entire thing in LJ with scenes right at my beach. I saw it while unpacking Tuesday night, then while at the gym yesterday afternoon saw the gal working out right next to me. Daddy also spent cash on her chest. She was no sweet 16....more like slutty 24 year old.

And my biggest quandry for the past several months is: what kind of comeback do you say to a little, slutty 22 year old who after asking what she's drinking at the bar says "Vodka Cranberry. What is this your first time to a bar??" My initial response was going to be "F^&(*& Off you little biatch" while simultaneously slamming her head into the bar, but my friend next to me was laughing so hard I got flustered.

I'm in town for two more weeks, then hitting the road hard core with trips to the South, NY, Canada, Vegas, and Europe for a total of 5 weeks. Then its SE Asia in May. Unless I get re-orged out of a job. Then its beachtime in LJ. And hanging with Sweet 16 at my gym.

And next time you're at a cheesy restuarant that gives you one of those blinking beepers to let you know when your table is ready, when you hand it back to the hostess say "How do you like my bling??" It could have been the multiple cocktails, but thats funny.

Apprentice LOSERS

After watching The Apprentice for the first time in this already 3rd season, I felt compelled to blog about how retarded, untalented and stupid all of these people are. I'm now sure they are purposely picking losers for the show, and ugly ones to boot. There's not one good looking girl in the group. I wouldn't want everyone to think the business world was filled with so many retards, but then if anyone had to deal with even a few of my co-workers they could see it was. How many FU%^& product placements are they going to put into that show?? WORK BLOWS. The only good news is that Carly is out of HP so maybe my stock will finally gain some of the 80% loss back. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

My Blog SUCKS

I know my blog sucks. Even if I didn't know, I get told every time I speak to Wes, Schmidt or Cantor. I got nothing exciting to tell. Work is burnt. Havn't traveled. Weather has been good in the 70's last week. Gearing up for some upcoming travel so I can exploit the system. And I'm definitely buying some property this year. So this blog is pretty much worse than no blog, but remember you live somewhere colder, you got nothing that exciting going on and when's the last time you've been to the beach? Shout out to my good buddy Tony Cantor who is sick hoping you have a quick recovery.

Since I know Paul McCarthy was a little bit of a dissapointment in yesterday's Superbowl halftime, I thought I share another clothing malfunction:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/reidslip.html