Summer of Kevin II
18 months since my last blog but a new day has arrived. George has officially proclaimed this the Summer of Kevin II. George has quit his job and is dedicating himself to providing updates on his blog once again. Work deceased 6+ weeks ago but only now getting the time to start this thing up again, thanks to a few requests. The last 3 weeks were filled with 2 different road trips, which I'll detail in future blogs. (I gotta space stuff out to ensure I got some shit to share) This initial blog to just to let everyone know I'm out of work, I'm drinking, I'm working out, and most importantly, trying to figure out how to extend my retirement permanently. In the 4+ years since I started this blog, one thing is for sure: my chances of getting Britney improved HUGELY. Reach out when you get a chance as I'll be around. Just back from 3 weeks of travel so in LJ for at least this week. And I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot. Maybe alittle.
PS This is the 100th blog. Read some of the old ones when you get bored and see how matured I've become.
3 Comments:
YES!!!! I finally get to return to Blog-squatting! Let' start with "see how matured I've become"....in your free time, maybe head down to the community center and take an English grammar class with the illegal immigrants...wait, scratch that, we're just making street signs in 26 foreign languages now. So by that measure, I guess your pidgin is pretty good, eh? Well, with free time and in the illegal immigrant theme, you can look for temporary work by standing around at the Home Depot and hope to get work laying sod. When noone stops to pick you up, use that as evidence of trying but failing to get work, so you can collect the unemployment check. If that dont work, I know Asport is the master at working the government bennies & freebies thing so check in with him. Short of that, George, you might have to date the welfare managers daughter again.
As for Brittany - then it was creepy. Now - its different, but it's still creepy. Welcome home, Shim.
Can we suggest topics? I would like to suggest "How I Broke My Toe by Kayaking in the Most Dangerous Beach in San Diego." I can't believe you got me out there a few times. I am surprised you didn't rip your toe off!
Cindy
anonymous, but angry with a political bent?? Whomever could that be?? Maybe, a silver haired, pudgy, diaper changing, consumer food package buying, 1000 lakes living crumudgian named Ndugu????
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