Nice diatribe, Schmidt. Was that a birth control or an Anti-Minnisota campaign?? More than boring, it was downright depressing. Did Allison keep any Prozac??? I can't imagine your life was any more exciting even before Joe living in sub-freezing weather 9 months out of the year eating pork chops on a stick hanging out with your buddy, Ben watching him eat mustard. Or even when you lived in NY above a gay bar in the Village. Now that I know what you're up to, I'll try to step it up for you. I thought your "I Love Hillary" web site and garage sale antiquing would have kept you more busy. I did have 3 nights out in South Carolina last week where I drank alot at 2 business dinners, made fun of my new boss and made fun of a Director of HR I just met for drinking white Zin and ate food off her plate. I then flew directly into Sac for lunch with my parents before picking Sim up at the airport and driving thru Davis to Tony Keelers in the East Bay. After wine at Primos, we had a great dinner at the new Ruth Chris in Walnut Creek. The next day, we went to Tony & Caroline's engagement party where there was much imbibing. It was good to see Tony & Mike Hiddleson wrestling on hard wood floors, just like they used to a couple of decades ago. I then got to see Mr & Dr Wes Smith with baby Payton and soon to come twins the next day. Then back to Sac for another big dinner with the folks before flying back into SD on Monday and going straight into work. And you know what work is.......its not as exciting as sourcing packaging for Yoplait drink containers.