Work SUCKs

Corporate America blows. Do big corporations realize how many retarded employees they have?? How so many stupid, unqualified, lazy, kiss-ass, yes-people can get thru their 6 hour work day and keep collecting their over paid paycheck is beyond me. I say fire the losers, hire good people and promote the stellar. Its a good thing my company is at least sending my wine drinking, fine dining, luxury hotel, frequent flier milage racking ass around the world otherwise I'd be getting ready for another La Jolla beach sabatical. I feel like Schmidt. I need some wine. Now I feel like Baldini.